Characters

Wiffyville is home to an extraordinary collection of funny, farty folk. Let's meet some of them!

Princess PumpalotPrincess Pumpalot

Princess Pumpalot is the Farting Princess. It’s her job to protect Wiffyville Castle from invasions and attacks, especially from their biggest enemies, the Low-Flying Gnomes. The Princess plays rugby for the Royal team and is best friends with Guffy.

GuffyGuffy

Guffy is Princess Pumpalot’s servant and best friend. He’s always (well almost always) by her side. He plays scrum-half in the Royal rugby team and is most likely their best player. Guffy is the sort of boy who gets on with everyone (well almost everyone).

The King and Queen (with mouse)The King

The King of Wiffyville is a kind considerate soul if a little laid back. He likes nothing more than a plate of cheese and biscuits. He is immensely proud of his daughters skills on the rugby field much to the displeasure of his wife the Queen.

The Queen

The Queen is horrified Princess Pumpalot plays rugby. The Queen is horrified Princess Pumpalot is friends with the lowly servant, Guffy. The Queen is horrified by lots of things. She likes order and tradition and lacks a sense of humour.

Geoffrey the GiraffeGeoffrey the Giraffe

Geoffrey the Giraffe is a lookout at Wiffyville Castle. He’s employed to watch out for Low-Flying Gnomes. Originally taken on to act as the King’s butler, it soon became apparent that carrying trays was something he’d have difficulty with. Geoffrey has a soft spot for Italy and is presently learning Italian.

FAQ (FAK for short)FAQ

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) or FAK for short is the all-knowing ghost living in the Castle dungeon. If you have a problem, ask FAK. If you have a question about anything, ask FAK. First employed by the King’s ancestors 400 years earlier, FAK is the voice of knowledge in Wiffyville.

Prince Niceavia and Prince NastaviaPrince Nastavia

Prince Nastavia is not a very nice Prince. He likes nothing more than making money. He recently bought a row of picturesque cottages in Wiffyville and knocked them all down. He replaced the cottages with modern bungalows as they’d make him more money in the rental market. His brother is Prince Niceavia who is much nicer.

Prince Niceavia

Prince Niceavia is a nice Prince. He is very fond of Princess Pumpalot and is keen to ask her to the Royal Birthday Ball. Unfortunately he’s also very shy and doesn’t know how to ask her. Prince Niceavia spends his time sketching and painting. He recently had an exhibition of his work in the Wiffyville Library.

Low-Flying GnomeLow-Flying Gnomes

Low-Flying Gnomes are . . . low-flying and look a little like gnomes. They are Wiffyville’s biggest enemy having always wanted to take over Wiffyville Castle but failed. They live on Jimmy’s Hill which is situated between Emily Hill and Genny Hill.